Cars
I hate cars. They’re noisy they pollute and they are constantly in the way. The guy who invented the automobile, had he not already been dead for a 100 years or something like that, should be shot in the back of his head, chopped up and be fed to hungry dogs. I like bikes myself. Everyone should ride bikes instead of cars. Yeah, that would be good. You can’t really run over a deer or something with a bike, can you? Cars should only be allowed for food transports, as ambulances and other crucial stuff like that. I can even begin to describe how furious I get when I see a car big as house being driven a sole middle-aged man in a suit. Take bus, you idiot. Cars, oh how I hate them. I remember a female friend of mine telling me about a pick-up attempt she was exposed to not long ago. Apparently she was relaxing in the bar in some (pretty up-scale) club when a guy in a business suit and Gordon Gecko hair-do walk up to her and said something like this. “Hey, how are you doing? I just bought my first Mercedes today. Want to come over to my place and get cozy?” She shot him down, or at least that’s what she told me. I find amazing that people even consider using their car as a pick-up tool. But apparently they do, and apparently it works too. Strange place this world. It’s like I hate it but I want it too. But that’s enough for now. I’ve have get back to work. Right now I’m reading about something called seo hosting. It’s some sort of marketing device for websites. Maybe I can use it to promote my upcoming anti-car webpage.
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